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I was comparing America in the last few days to the rest of the world and...Wow.

In India gunmen began shooting all across Mumbai, killing people indiscriminately leaving at least 195 people dead and hundreds more injured. There was a siege at Mumbai's Taj Mahal Palace hotel lasting almost 60 hours that barely ended this morning and more dead hotages inside. 

Meanwhile, in America: The official national day of feasting fell upon us and we ate. The next day, as we all know, was Black Friday. And as a city scrambled to deal with urban terrorism, Americans were killing each other in Wal-Mart and Toys R' Us.

When put into these terms, I don't think I'm the only who feels ashamed.

Caffeine is my shepherd

=D =P =D

http://www.theblessedbee.com/caffeine.html

Funny eCards:

Cute Kitties:

For more funny, follow this link: mingle2.com/blog/view/bad-kissers

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

5. Get rid of your cat.

6. Saturday + Sunday = Sports. Learn this equation

7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

9. You have too many shoes.

10. Crying is blackmail.

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

13. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.

14. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

15. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

16. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

17. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

19. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

20. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

21. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.

22. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

23. You have enough clothes.

24. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.

25. Nothing says, "I love you" like sex.

Courtesy of http://www.siliconglen.com/jokes/rules.html

Funny shit that made me go "bahahahaha" when I stumbled upon it. ;)

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general loser.

ARIES (Mar21-Apr 20) - You are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a communist.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a penny. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving sods and spend most of their lives kissing mirrors.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while having sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) - The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect S.O.B.. Most Scorpios are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) - You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically spineless. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Become a monk.

1. I don't think its ok to confuse Pink Floyd with P!nk.

2. I would soooo stalk Robert Pattinson.

I think I have a new favorite quote:

After witnessing and experiencing the various kinds of drama on EP, I came up with my own little list of Do's and Don'ts. These are the result of general observations that I've made whilst exploring EP. It is directed at no one. I'd also like to mention that, although the format is "Do" and "Don't," I am by no means telling you that you have to do these things. =)

• Don't rail against people who you think are judging you when you're in fact doing the same thing.
• Don't leave inflammatory comments and then pretend to be surprised when you are blocked and/or called on your jerkiness. On the same vein, if you insult someone for holding an opinion that you disagree with, you aren't trying to 'understand' them...you're being a douche.
• Don't rain on someone else's parade just because you insist on taking a joke or silly story seriously.
• Do attempt to keep your interactions with others at least passingly civil.
• Do realize that, no matter how many times you argue in circles with someone, 9/10 times you are not going to make them 'see the light'.
• Don't make feuds an overtly public spectacle by creating obnoxious groups and flaming people in the confessional...its childish.
• Do use the block button.
• Don't proposition random EP-ers for cyber sex...especially if its a younger person who should not have to deal with that kind of idiocy. (Really, no one should but I think you guys get what I mean.)
• Do try to spell things properly...its greatly appreciated. :)
• Do enjoy yourself.
• Do be honest. (Let it be noted that honesty doesn't equate meanness or pettiness.) If you disagree with someone, fine. But that disagreement doesn't give you the license to attack them for their views. (This goes both ways.)
• Don't thinks it is OK to write openly racist or prejudice stories that attack others. Its not all right and there are more than enough people who will tell you just that...in explicit terms. [I'm not threatening anyone...its just an observation I've made. =) ]
• Do realize that, for the most part, this site is what you make of it.

***I feel the need to reiterate that these are my personal opinions and observations.

There should be a law against plumbers crack in restaurants. I'm just sayin'.

There was a recent confession that this pic reminded me of. ;)

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/imageswalmart-20bingo.jpg

So this friend of mine who is Jewish recently invited me to go to a service at her synagogue within the next couple of weeks. I feel like a baby admitting this, but I'm a little intimidated to go. Firstly, they're Conservative. Secondly, because I'm not Jewish, I'm not entirely sure how I'll be treated. I doubt that they'll kick me out of the synagogue but still, I'm slightly wary. 

Sidnote: She also told me that there's really good food after services. I'm not going to lie...that sounds deliciously tempting.

Person 1: "You know you're broke when the cash pocket of your wallet is filled with a few 1 dollar bills and receipts."

Person 2: "Well, you're either broke...or you're a stripper."

Lawls. =P

**One more random moment:

Person 1: "You dropped your wallet."

Person 2: "Crap."

Person 1: "Here...oh! six cents fell out."

Person 2: "I had six cents?!"

Top Ten Things That Math and Sex Have in Common

10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most cocktail parties.
9. Historically, men have been in control, but there are now efforts to get women more involved.
8. There are many joint results.
7. Both are prominent on college campuses, and are usually practiced indoors.
6. Most people wish they knew more about both subjects.
5. Both involve long and hard problems, and can produce interesting topology and geometry.
4. Both merit undivided attention, but mathematicians are prone to think about one while doing the other.
3. Saint Augustine was hostile to both, and Alan Turing took an unusual approach to both.
2. Both typically begin with a lot of hard work and end with a great but brief reward.
1. Professionals are generally viewed with suspicion, and most do not earn high pay.



Top Ten Math Major Pick-Up Lines

10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
3. I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?

Courtesy of: http://www.stetson.edu/~efriedma/mathhumor.html

I love this song...its sweetness is endearing. =P

Since I couldn't find the best quality video, here are the lyrics as well.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

You don’t have to believe me I’m just speaking my mind
You look lovely as always you get that all the time
You don’t have to believe me when I tell you that I’m impressed
But you sure better believe me when I say you deserve the best

You don’t have to believe me but I’m not gonna lie
I’ve seen all the attention you get from other guys
You don’t have to believe me when I tell you I like your dress
But you sure better believe me when I say you deserve respect

CHORUS
It feels like nobody’s on your side no access to your pride
You gotta learn to take control your whole body is a temple so
You’ve got a choice to make and your mind is what’s at stake
So before we build this love please believe that you’re good enough

You don’t have to believe me but I’m not often wrong
They’ve been taking advantage and it’s gone on too long
You don’t have to believe me when we’re dancing out on the floor
But you sure better believe me when I say you are worth much more

CHORUS

You don’t have to believe me
But you sure better believe me when I tell you you’re due for love

I don’t want nobody else
And nobody else is gonna treat you the way they ought to
And that’s what you deserve
If I could make you see it
So you can truly believe it
So you won’t even need it

You don’t have to believe me, but I’ll continue on
You’ve still hold the potential, you’ve had all along
you don’t have to believe me when you’re shaking what you got
but you’d sure better believe me when I tell you your mind’s what’s hot.
Come on!

Well, there ya go. ;P

I was exposed to a lot different types of music as a child. One of the staple artists that I listened to and, resultantly love, was Bob Marley. This song has been on of my favorites of his since I was four or five. I remember listening to the lyrics in our car and asking my mom what a cornerstone was. For some reason the sentiment of "the things people refuse are the things they should use" resonated with my little self...and it still does.

I just really, really like this song. =D

First, my shower rod fell on my head...I don't even know exactly how that happened, but boy did it hurt.

Later, as I was on my home, I decided that I wanted some taquitos. Of course there were two different accidents. This caused a detour which resulted in me getting lost  for about ten minutes...and then, finally! I recognized where I was, pulled a U-turn and made my way towards my taquitos.

And, after all of that, they skimped on the guacamole. >:(

Meh, I feel like a poop face for complaining butt I've got to get it  out somehow. On the bright side, I get to sleep in tomorrow. Yay!

Well, my professor finally showed some backbone. In the middle of lecture, he just flipped. He went off on a student/s behind me (No, I didn't look, I just wanted to get out of there.) about goofing off, etc. He ended with "Well, if you don't care about education, it will be taken from you...in short order." (Dum dah dum) Then he walks back to the podium and is silent for a few very long, awkward moments. Finally he looks up with a 'What are you still doing here' expression and tells everyone to leave. Ummm....all right then.

****I just remembered, my next class is taught by a hard core republicans. This should be interesting....

Obama Won. !!!!!!!! :D